Onkar speaks before his audition...
Onkar: This means a lot to me today. I've never felt my heart pounding this strongly. Thinking, will I do it or won't I do it? I want them to see the entertainer in me, the dancer. Like some of the world already sees me.
The audition...
Simon Cowell: Hello.
Onkar: Hello.
Simon Cowell: What's your name?
Onkar: My name's er, Onkar Judge.
Simon Cowell: Okay. Why are you here, Onkar?
Onkar: Because I believe I've got what it takes to make the X Factor.
Simon Cowell: Are you going to win?
Onkar: Yes, I am.
Simon Cowell: Good. Who are you as good as?
Onkar: Michael Jackson, Daniel Bedinghield, George Michael.
Simon Cowell: (Nods in anticipation) All right.
Onkar: All right. Here I go, then.
Onkar sings...
¯ What have we done to the word? ¯ Look what we've done ¯ What about all the peace that you pledged your only son? ¯ Did you ever stop to notice ¯ All the children dead from war? ¯ Did you ever stop to notice ¯ This crying earth, this weeping shore? ¯ Ah-ah-aa-aa-ah ¯ Ooo-ooo-ooh ¯ Ah-aa-aah-aah-aa! ¯
Onkar runs backwards, attempting to slam into a not so solid set wall which he nearly knocks down!
Onkar: Pha... Sorry, I thought that was the... I thought that was... I thought that was a solid wall. (He drops to his knees)
Paula Abdul: Ow!
Sharon Osbourne: Wow, that's got to hurt.
Paula Abdul: Ow!
Onkar: No, it doesn't hurt. (Finishes his number) ¯ Ooh-ooh-oooh.... ¯
Sharon Osbourne: Are you sure?
Onkar: (Sounding pained) No, it doesn't hurt.
Simon Cowell: Onkar, what the hell was that?
Sharon Osbourne: (Shaking her head) Whoa.
Onkar: My voice isn't there, sorry to say. Seriously, I am a true performer. I've been in karaoke finals without looking at the screen and I've had 95% of the audience on my side.
Simon Cowell: I'm going to be honest with you, Onkar. It is one of the worst I've ever, ever heard... It's crazy.
Louis Walsh: Okay, Simon, moment of truth.
Simon Cowell: (Emphatic) No.
Paula Abdul: Sorry, Onkar.
Louis Walsh: Sharon?
Sharon Osbourne: No, Onkar. Not this time.
Louis Walsh: Four nos.
Onkar: All right.
Louis Walsh: Thank you very much.
Onkar: (Walking out) And there's only one judge.
Simon Cowell: Who's that?
Onkar: That's me. Onkar Judge.
Simon Cowell: Oh, Onkar.
Onkar speaks to the camera after the audition...
Onkar: Don't judge the judge, please, cos there is only one judge. Because my name is Mr Onkar Judge.
Back in the audition room with the judges...
Simon Cowell: Well, that was ridiculous. And he's broken the set.
Sharon Osbourne: That hurt my ear!