Sharon Osbourne: Oooh... well guys, I think it's Chico time.
Intro clip... Chico: Tonight is the night because tonight I'm just singing a song that Mark and I worked on last week and it's called "It's Chico time".
Mark Hudson: Chico is unique. How could he be more comfortable than singing... not someone else's song, but his own? Sharon Osbourne: Why not do it? It's Chico's song.
Chico: I'm singing my own song to ten million people on a Saturday night. This is what dreams are made of man.
Sharon Osbourne: It's a risk he's taking
Chico: For me, every week is a risk.
Mark Hudson: This is a dangerous song, but you know something? I'm actually stepping up for Chico and saying "look out". Chico: If I come on stage and you're smiling by the end of it, then I'm doing my job. That is it.
Sharon Osbourne: You don't want to miss it because it because you're gonna be dancing.
Chico: It's going out to all the cheeky Chicos and the gorgeous Chic-ettes. What time is it? It's Chico time.
Chico sings...
Audience: Chico! Chico! Kate Thornton: Louis, your comments, please?
Louis Walsh: Well... what can I say? Everybody loves Chico. Chico, you are very brave to do your own song. You could probably have a big, big hit record with it. (Cheers)
Chico: Wow... uh! God willing yeah.
Kate Thornton: Okay, thanks Louis. Ah... Simon?
Simon Cowell: I don't know what to say any more. (Laughter) I mean what the hell has happened to this show? I mean, when you said "Dreams are made of this", I'm sure there's a lot of people thinking "actually nightmares". (Laughter, Chico grins). But it was sort of "horribly fantastic". (Cheers) And Chico I've got to tell you... those kids were incredible!
Chico: Yes! (More cheers)
Simon Cowell: Incredible... brilliant.
Chico: The Chicos and the Chic-ettes.
Kate Thornton: Thank you Simon. Sharon, you're mentoring Chico. Er, you've been working with him on this number all week, how did it come off for you?
Sharon Osbourne: Really great. And I know how hard you have worked all week on this and your little Chic-ettes are fantastic. Wherever you found them, they're gorgeous!
Simon Cowell: (To Sharon) Let me ask you a question? Do you sort of feel like Frankenstein after he created the monster?
Sharon Osbourne: Ohh no!
Simon Cowell: No?
Sharon Osbourne: He's not a monster, he's a...
Louis Walsh: (Warning Simon) Be careful... be careful...
Sharon Osbourne: ...He's Chico!
Louis Walsh: ...there's a lot of water on this desk. (Laughter) Be careful.
Kate Thornton: Okay thanks judges. Now er Chico, you've heard all kinds of things come from the judges there. What would you like to say back to them?
Chico: Ohhh... ah... to be honest with you... if he says horribly and it ends with fantastic.... it'is fantastic. (Simon laughs. Audience cheers) ...It's just... he's trying to mask it. (Laughs) You know, all... all I want to say is thank you to Mark, who's worked tirelessly with Andy... Sharon for believing in me... Simon for giving...
Simon Cowell: (Shouts over) Oh it's not Grammys Chico!
Chico: I'll tell you what...
Kate Thornton: (Grinning) Not yet Simon!
Chico: I'll tell you what... I just wanna say... thank you to the little Chicos and Chic-ettes....
Kate Thornton: Yeah.
Chico: And really all I wanna do...
Kate Thornton: They were great.
Chico: What... what I wa... All I wanna do is actually bring a smile to someone's face and for the people to let themselves go, find the child in them and have a good time! (Cheers) Have a good time! That is all I want to say. We take life so serious we should take a little leaf out of a child's book... pure in heart and spirit and mind... and when you look at them having a good time, just look at them... say you know "I'm going to have a good time just like you." Find the child in you! Find the little kid in you and vote for cheeky Chico. (Blows a kiss to the audience) I love you!
Kate Thornton: I think I am at the Grammys, you know! So? Are you going to find the child inside of you? Are you? Are you gonna give Chico your vote? If you are give him a cheeky call... (Kate gives out the voting numbers etc.) ... but for now, he gave us a great time with Chico time, let's hear it for Chico! (Cheers. Chico hugs Kate and exits)